listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this just has baby written all over it
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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