I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
