If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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