can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's always time for handjobs
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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