I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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