I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So much rum. So many feels.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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