do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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