sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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