My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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