My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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