Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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