he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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