Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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