she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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