you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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