doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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