New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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