You really coming over, don't trick.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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