I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
wow bdsm is so cute
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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