Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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