kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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