Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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