I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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