On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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