She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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