the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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