Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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