I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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