I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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