Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just made my gag reflex go away.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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