So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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