and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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