My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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