We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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