Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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