is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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