she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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