I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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