what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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