Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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