New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I think my moral compass just broke
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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