i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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