So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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