Jerry, you need to find god
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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