we're blogging at a bar
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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