I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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