Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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