I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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