I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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