She's JV to your varsity
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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