i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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