Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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