ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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